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morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(Source: catesstrophe)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

gem-smooches:

liar

And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.
"Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?" and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)
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#EH YOUSE GUYS
#laUGHs
dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it


I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

dem-deutschen-volke:

buonotogami:

nuclearpiss:

xmas-city-punk:

malkatz:

I corrected it

I’m from Pennsylvania and that is accurate.
I don’t say it though but EVERYONE ELSE DOES AND IT’S JUST. NO.

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#yas
#scopophobia
#//partial nudity
Anonymous sent: we need short shortss for male scout don't you agree

blackcatkin:

uberchain:

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THIS IS NEVER COMING OFF MY QUEUE EVER!

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#aW
#scopophobia

steampoweredcupcake:

(Source: 25th03)

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pakoblog:

A transparent congaing Demonstration Man for all your transparent congaing Demonstration Man needs

pakoblog:

A transparent congaing Demonstration Man for all your transparent congaing Demonstration Man needs

15 hours ago | 54,066 notes | Reblog
#scopophobia/
#body horror//
raven:

it was only a mater of time 

raven:

it was only a mater of time 

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lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

lmpossibleprincess:

theyre reproducing 

16 hours ago | 37,682 notes | Reblog
#i hope
nosdrinker:

it’s happening

nosdrinker:

it’s happening

17 hours ago | 634 notes | Reblog
#this fuckjbg cideov gdfug
#body horror//
#nudity//
#gOD

tramampoline:

i googled muscle eagle bc i forgot what this is supposed to be called

(Source: youtube.com)

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#ITITDYDIR
#i want one
#NSFW//
#laughs

(The Revel Sonic Vibrator, nsfw)

(Source: conquerorwurm)

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(Source: unshowmaslatino)